hehehe…i don’t know what to write about , a lot of things are going around me now , a load of fun n a load of crap ! Exams are gonna hit me badly in the beginning of next month! n right now all the morning classes are just taking away my sleep 
See this part of my conversation with my friend , one moment when I felt, I have lot to learn in Malayalam language . 
I am extremely sorry to all my non- mallu readers 
10:34 PM
Friend : potti kaali
me: poda
rakshasa
chekuthane
Friend: yekshi paaru
me: poda makri
enikonum kitunilla
Friend: ne poodi vaal maakri
me: ne poda
vanara
markada
Friend: chodalla yekshi
pallime: poda prantha
Friend: karinkuranghe
me: hmm amme ivan enne karinkuranghe enu vilichu ! ! ! !
Friend: choriyan thavalle
ayyo
parayallettooooo
chadikyalleente chakara kuttiyalle
njyaan ee paranjyatonnum aamayodu parayalle
this is just a part of the conversation between two immature specimens of human race !
And yeah its Raksha Bandhan Day! today! the sweetest of all moments today was when my buddy got his rakhi from his sisters , that came all the way from Andhra Pradesh to Kerala . He was even more lucky, that the principal herself tied the rakhi on his hands 
Posted by vishesh on August 16, 2008 at 11:21 pm
ok i didnt understand the swearing except when he called u a monkey and you told ur mom abt it
and there on i understood…might be u shld translate the swearing have a few mallu frnds to try it on…
Posted by Nikhil on August 17, 2008 at 8:58 am
It’d be great if you could translate the conversation!
I am not a mallu and the only word in mallu i know if “poyo” which, I think, means “go away”…
So, I wish you all the best for your exams next month, this theme rocks and please translate the conversation!!
Posted by Reema on August 17, 2008 at 10:26 am
All the best for exams. I too would love to have a translation.
Posted by Su on August 17, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Translation please… and except for ‘palli’ abt which u mentioned in one of Reema’s post, i couldn’t understand anything…
all the best for your exams… 
Posted by xylene on August 17, 2008 at 1:26 pm
haha.
very difficult to translate, because such words have not been identified in english language yet.
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Posted by Rahul on August 17, 2008 at 11:02 pm
[Bengali:Allirekha! Eta kintu ekdom thik holo nah! Kichui to bujhte parmlam na tumi ki likhle! Translate koro er por theke.]
( English Translation: Allirekha! This is not right! Haven’t been able to understand what you have written! Please do translate …. now onwards. )
Posted by dinu on August 18, 2008 at 4:50 pm
ha ha ha and this is why you asked me for help !!!!
Posted by allirekha on August 18, 2008 at 6:38 pm
@vishesh
ha! great! how did u understand the word monkey re?
@ Nihkil
thank u! n ‘poyo ‘ ..that doesnt mean go away actually :d it shud be like poyo ? ..see the question mark !! n guess the meaning n translation ..hm
@Reema
..refer Xyelen’s comment
hmm thank u ! i too love to translate but i wonder if thers any word in English dictionary for all those
@su
so u remember palli very well
Posted by allirekha on August 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm
@ Xylene
hmm yeah!
@ Rahul
Refer comment 9 . i have translated it within my limited knowledge!
@dinu
that was on another day!
Posted by dinu on August 18, 2008 at 8:20 pm
ok ok .. I will give u tuition
Posted by scorpria on August 18, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@Rekha
and its all the more fun…
amazing conversation…this kind is the most fun, isnt it? hehe, only, as yu grow older, vocabulary increases too
like, a friend called home once and said “edi panna vrithikettavale…nayeente mole…ninnod enne 4 manikk vilikkaan paranjitt nee vilikkaathenthu?” dad attended the call (she dint wait for a ‘hello’ before unleashing the abuse…and finally, at one smal gap he got, he interrupted her saying “naaya aanu, molkk kodukkam”
@Nikhil
‘poyo?’ means ‘have you gone/left?
Posted by vimal on August 19, 2008 at 1:03 am
hehehe…potti kaali is something which i use everytime. i just loved the conversation. with all due permissio, Im translating the entire conversation for all the non-mallus here :
I seriously had fun doing this
Posted by vimal on August 19, 2008 at 1:04 am
@ Scorpio :
LOL. I couldnt stop laughing after reading your dads reply
Posted by smallstar on August 19, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@Rekha: ahah it seems a crazy conversation… LOL
*HUGS*
Posted by arvind on August 19, 2008 at 6:18 pm
welcome back ..
when will u ppl stop talking about exams ..
relax
Posted by allirekha on August 19, 2008 at 10:56 pm
@ Dinu
na no need! ur 5 min tution is enough for my life time P
@ Scorpia
yeah …dats true as our age increases the vocabulary increases tooo
haha..n ur dads reply was superb!
@ vimal
hahaha! im really grateful to u for doing such a favor for me
i had never thought these words have these kinda amazing meanings!!
it was great fun reading the whole thing !!
Thank u
@ smallstar
hehe
*hugs*
@Arvind
i dint go anywhere actually !!
n did i talk too much abt exams! ..na nt ever
Posted by Nikhil on August 20, 2008 at 6:47 am
Hahahahaha!! Hilarious!
Now I know one word in Mallu! Yay!!
Someone please translate what Scorpria has written!
Please!
Posted by allirekha on August 20, 2008 at 9:37 am
@ Nikhil
hahaha!
will say scorpia’s
//a friend called home once and said “edi panna vrithikettavale…nayeente mole…ninnod enne 4 manikk vilikkaan paranjitt nee vilikkaathenthu?// ..hey u dirty girl …girl of a bitch , y dint u call me at 4 pm
dad interrupted her friend saying “naaya aanu, molkk kodukkam” …ha, this bitch over here ,will u give to my girl !
Posted by Suda on August 20, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Whats going on here? Why I am feeling my head dizzy fizzy?
Useful Words 
Everything sounds same!!
But still I learned few words
Posted by allirekha on August 20, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@Suda
yeah useful…
u might hear all these some day !
Posted by vishesh on August 20, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Posted by Rahul on January 7, 2009 at 10:42 pm
hilarious post !!!
Posted by Rahul on January 7, 2009 at 10:45 pm